Looking good Ms. Handler

So Lately Chelsea has been looking super smokin'. Her hair has been big and sexy, her clothes are looking hot, and her boobs...my god her boobs have just been looking awesome. I don't know if they've been showing more cleavage on purpose but damn, so hot! Let me know what you think about Chelsea's appearance lately.

Comming Soon

Starting in September I will be blogging every night during "Chelsea Lately". This way I can discuss her, her clothes and anything else I feel like. Please log on any day of the week you have something to share about that nights episode. Looking forward to hearing everyone's thought or criticisms on each nights show!

Not Much to Say

Wow...so obviously the reason I haven't had anything to say in almost in almost 2 months is because (for the most part) Chelsea has been looking pretty banging lately...there has been an episode or two where she may have had some issues, but over all excellent. Yeah, so I guess I'll get back to blogging when I actually have something interesting to say.

All I have to say...

All I have to say is that Chelsea Handler has been looking amazing all this week!! Nothing to criticize, which would be the reason I haven't had much to say lately. Just AMAZING! Thank you to whoever is responsible for this.

AHHHHH!!!!

Okay, so I just watched last nights episode of Jay Leno with Chelsea Handler on it and Chelsea looks completely hot!! Totally smokin! I don't know what to say now, I'm a bit confused. 

Hello Chelsea...the 80's are calling and they want there outfit back!!!

Do I even have to explain?!?! Anyone who watched "Chelsea Lately" tonight(4/29), knows what I'm talking about. First of all, I thought we already discussed this...you cant not wear fuchsia!! Who ever has been dressing you hates you and wants you to fail miserably!! Please hire a new stylist or risk the chance of never having sex with a respectable man again! I wont even begin to comment on the hair.

I can't take it anymore!!!

That is it, I give up!!! I can't take it anymore!!!! One day she looks good, one day she looks like shit! What, does she have a different stylist every other day?? Or...is her stylist super bipolar?? Last week...April 19th-22nd: Monday: looking absolutely fab...sexy sweater, hot jeans, Chelsea looked smokin. Tuesday: Still not bad, nothing to rave about but nothing too much to pick on. Wednesday: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I mean come on, seriously!! Some horrible hot pink thing that looks like the top of a dress someone would have worn to my 8th grade dance!! Who is dressing you Chelsea Lately?? Fire them immediately!!!!! Then on to Thursday: Lookin cute once again! This week(April 26th)...Monday kinda okay. Tuesday: So cute I think I got a little bit turned on!! Chelsea Handler you make my brain hurt and I'm not sure I can handle this anymore!! I suggest you hire me free of cost...every day before you film, text me you picture and I will tell you if you look good, bad, and what to fix!

Seriously??

I just don't get it!! WTF! It seems like every time a write something giving my girl Chelsea props on her hair or wardrobe and episode of "Chelsea Lately" comes on that has me saying "What the fuck were you thinking?!?!" Seriously a plaid flannel looking red neck shirt, who's dumb idea was that?? Fucking ridiculous!! If you watch "Chelsea Lately" every night you will know what I'm talking about. Get with the program Chelsea, you need to fire your stylist! And that is all I have to say about that.

Episode 501

Someone somewhere is listening to me, they must be because last night on "Chelsea Lately", Chelsea Handler looked absolutely amazing!! Her hair was fantastic, very youthful and it just looked really good for once!! Her outfit was totally cute and hip and she just looked fab!! Nothing negative to say about her appearance last night!! A big thank you to whoever at E! dressed and styled Chelsea last night!! I was so excited to finally see her looking so good on an episode of "Chelsea Lately"!! Thank you E!, thank you!!

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More on Chelsea's hair...

So I am fully aware that I spend way to much time on this subject, but yet I cant help myself, I have to talk about Chelsea's hair. Well, tonight on "Chelsea Lately" it looked absolutely fabulous!! I swear someone somewhere is listening to my advice because even the back was looking good tonight, not all a mess like it usually does. I'm just still not sure how I feel about the middle part...and yes, I am aware of how sad it is that I can spend so much time talking about one persons hair...but yet, here I am anyway, just blogging away.

For the record...

I just want to clarify that I do absolutely love Chelsea Handler!! Now, just because I may not always have nice things to say about her doesn't mean I don't absolutely adore the bitch!! I find her absolutely amazing! I am just an honest person with many opinions about many things, and this blog is where I share those honest opinions about Chelsea Handler...you don't have to agree with me...actually I find it better when people don't, I want to know your thoughts and opinions as well!

Did anyone see last nights episode of "Chelsea Lately"?? That had to have been one of the funniest episodes that I have ever seen! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself :) I kept waking up my husband I was laughing so much!

My Chelsea Handler: E! News Now Video

My Chelsea Handler: E! News Now Video

Tell me this bitch hasn't had botox!! Big smile, you can see her crows feet, and yet the forehead is nice a wrinkle free. Humm...I think Chelsea Handler's hiding something!!! ;) Also this is the outfit I was talking about in my last blog entry.

Funny shit!

Change your clothes Chelsea!

While surfing the web I stumbled upon pictures of Chelsea Handler at a book signing in D.C., the bitch was wearing the same outfit she was wearing the night before when I saw her in Miami. Just because your in a different city doesn't mean people aren't going to notice your wearing the exact same thing you did the day before!! Come on now, your famous and I'm sure you have plenty of money, you can wear a different outfit  everyday!

My Chelsea Handler: I have a theroy...

My Chelsea Handler: I have a theroy...

A bunch of nonsense!

Last night on "Chelsea Lately" Chelsea declared that she has not had any botox, and to that I say...LIAR!! She totally has had some botox, or something similar. There is nothing wrong with getting botox and I wonder why someone like Chelsea Handler would deny that she had it done! I think botox is wonderful and am looking foward to having some myself!!

On another note, lets discuss Chelsea's hair...now I know I seem to talk about this a lot but I feel it is a topic that needs discussing! Lately I do have to say that her hair has been looking A LOT better, at least in the front. Now, I dont know who does this womens hair, but while the front looks good, the back still looks like a big old mess. Please get someone who knows what the fuck there doing to fix your hair!! I could do a better job! Come on now really, I know I can not be the only one noticing this problem! Anyone else have an opinion??

Nothing to do with Chelsea...

I do not tweet, however, I have a twitter account because there are some people, (Random famous people mostly), that I like to follow. So recently I added Kristie Alley to the list of people I follow, and let me tell you...that bitch tweets all day long. I swear, I may have to delete her because it is so fucking annoying!! Ten or twenty times a day, she must really have no life! Like I have room to talk, me and this retarded blog I started!! Lol!

Random thoughts

Why is it that after I go on and on about Chelsea sometimes looking like shit, I see an interview, or picture, or video of some sort where she's looking fabulous, and I'm like, "What the fuck have I been talking about!" I am really starting to believe that it is only on "Chelsea Lately" that she look like crap. I don't know, any thought??

Clips of Chelsea, So funny!

Chelsea at the Jackie Gleason theater, Miami

Chelsea signing my books

Chelsea in Miami

So I went to see Chelsea Handler perform last night at the Filmore in Miami...and it was pretty awesome!! We went to the 10:30 showing, hoping she'd be a little bit more drunk than she was at the first show, and boy were we right! We had amazing seats, and Chelsea was a Riot, as usual. Afterward she signed autographs, which was nice! She singed both books I brought(I ordered her new one, but it didn't get delivered on time...fuck you amazon.com!), and the Shape magazine I have that she's on the cover of. Now, I would normally never buy a Shape magazine...however...I did it to support Chelsea. My favorite was what she signed in "Are you there Vodka?":Gimmi, Suck it, Chelsea! Okay with all that said...lets move on to the bad things. First of all, Chelsea, get some new fucking material!! About %75 of the show I had already heard, I mean it's a new book your promoting, could you possibly get some new material, or is that asking too much?!?! And second of all, I always hear Chelsea talk about how people say she looks so much younger and thinner in person, LIAR!! She so does not! First of all, thank god she doesn't look thinner, because on her show I think she looks a little to thin, so I was glad to see she wasn't so bony looking in person. And second, I'm sorry dear...but you look older in person! Maybe it was just a rough night, she was looking a bit wasted! All in all it was a great night and although I may say some not so nice things about the bitch, I absolutely love her!!!!

So, Chelsea must be taking my fashion advice....in Tuesday's episode of "Chelsea Lately" so looked so cute!! Way cute outfit, and big shock...her hair even looked good!! I'm pretty sure she had some clip-in hair extensions in, they looked pretty rockin. Though I'm not sure how I'm dig her hair parted down the middle. Thoughts??

Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang bang

I am so freakin excited that I am going to see Chelsea Handler on Friday in Miami!!! Jealous?? I'm sure!! I want to jump out of my skin I'm so excited! Going to the 10:30 show, I figured she'd be a little more drunk than she'd be at the 8:30 show, and therefor even more funny. I'm sure I will be blogging about it on Saturday as soon as I get home! Hope the bitch doesn't disappoint!

E! News Now Video

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So, Chelsea looks amazing in this interview! But you can totally tell she got botox, not that there's anything wrong with that. She looks great!

I have a theroy...

Now I have always found it weird that on "The Chelsea Handler Show", no one ever questioned Chelsea's age, people didn't really start noticing her looking a lot older than she actually is until "Chelsea Lately". Now I obviously have to much time on my hands because I have thought about this way to much, and here is what I have come up with. Lets review the facts, While on "The Chelsea Handler Show" Chelsea had a few more pounds on her (which I like by the way), she was always tan, and her hair style was SO much better. Jump to "Chelsea Lately", She thinner, paler, hairs looking fucked up about %70 of the time...and you know...I think her hair and wardrobe changed so drastically because the people at E! want to give her a more professional, late night talk show host image. Well guess what E!??? You made a hot young women into and person who's too skinny, looks older than she is, and has questionable style choices!!! Are you happy with yourselves?!?!

Late night thoughts

Chelsea Handler really has the most amazing job in the entire world!! I envy her so....wouldn't you like to get paid to basically hangout with your friends all day, make fun of famous people, and laugh your ass off?!?! I know I would. There needs to be a show where a bunch of famous people sit around and make fun of Chelsea Handler. Wouldn't that be an interesting 20/20..."Tonight on a very special 20/20, Celebrities speak out about how they really feel about E!'s late night T.V. host, Chelsea Handler." What....a revelation!

The first of many...

So I am a huge fan of Chelsea, and have been for years...long before she had a late night show on E. I've been following her career since the show "Girls behaving Badly", and I find her to be beautiful, charming, and of course freakin hilarious!! With all that said, I would just like to ask all you Chelsea fans....What the fuck has been up with her style lately?? I mean I remember on "The Chelsea Handler Show" she always looked so cute! Clothes, hair and all that. For the last two seasons of "Chelsea Lately", I've been yelling at the T.V. for her to get a new stylist!! Last year she had this awful hair style, it was like this short comb over thing that was totally unflattering, and while this season it seems to be a bit better it still kinda sucks! And sometimes I cant believe what shes wearing!! Even my husband will turn to me sometimes and be like "What the fuck is she wearing??" So my question to you is, do you agree or disagree that this fabulous woman we've all grown to love needs to find a new stylist/hairdo, whatever?? She does however look pretty amazing about half the time, which really just confuses me ever more. Thoughts??