Big surprise, wasted again.

Nice Tits

What....a slut

Thursday, April 29, 2010

AHHHHH!!!!

Okay, so I just watched last nights episode of Jay Leno with Chelsea Handler on it and Chelsea looks completely hot!! Totally smokin! I don't know what to say now, I'm a bit confused. 

Hello Chelsea...the 80's are calling and they want there outfit back!!!

Do I even have to explain?!?! Anyone who watched "Chelsea Lately" tonight(4/29), knows what I'm talking about. First of all, I thought we already discussed this...you cant not wear fuchsia!! Who ever has been dressing you hates you and wants you to fail miserably!! Please hire a new stylist or risk the chance of never having sex with a respectable man again! I wont even begin to comment on the hair.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I can't take it anymore!!!

That is it, I give up!!! I can't take it anymore!!!! One day she looks good, one day she looks like shit! What, does she have a different stylist every other day?? Or...is her stylist super bipolar?? Last week...April 19th-22nd: Monday: looking absolutely fab...sexy sweater, hot jeans, Chelsea looked smokin. Tuesday: Still not bad, nothing to rave about but nothing too much to pick on. Wednesday: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I mean come on, seriously!! Some horrible hot pink thing that looks like the top of a dress someone would have worn to my 8th grade dance!! Who is dressing you Chelsea Lately?? Fire them immediately!!!!! Then on to Thursday: Lookin cute once again! This week(April 26th)...Monday kinda okay. Tuesday: So cute I think I got a little bit turned on!! Chelsea Handler you make my brain hurt and I'm not sure I can handle this anymore!! I suggest you hire me free of cost...every day before you film, text me you picture and I will tell you if you look good, bad, and what to fix!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Seriously??

I just don't get it!! WTF! It seems like every time a write something giving my girl Chelsea props on her hair or wardrobe and episode of "Chelsea Lately" comes on that has me saying "What the fuck were you thinking?!?!" Seriously a plaid flannel looking red neck shirt, who's dumb idea was that?? Fucking ridiculous!! If you watch "Chelsea Lately" every night you will know what I'm talking about. Get with the program Chelsea, you need to fire your stylist! And that is all I have to say about that.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Episode 501

Someone somewhere is listening to me, they must be because last night on "Chelsea Lately", Chelsea Handler looked absolutely amazing!! Her hair was fantastic, very youthful and it just looked really good for once!! Her outfit was totally cute and hip and she just looked fab!! Nothing negative to say about her appearance last night!! A big thank you to whoever at E! dressed and styled Chelsea last night!! I was so excited to finally see her looking so good on an episode of "Chelsea Lately"!! Thank you E!, thank you!!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

More on Chelsea's hair...

So I am fully aware that I spend way to much time on this subject, but yet I cant help myself, I have to talk about Chelsea's hair. Well, tonight on "Chelsea Lately" it looked absolutely fabulous!! I swear someone somewhere is listening to my advice because even the back was looking good tonight, not all a mess like it usually does. I'm just still not sure how I feel about the middle part...and yes, I am aware of how sad it is that I can spend so much time talking about one persons hair...but yet, here I am anyway, just blogging away.

For the record...

I just want to clarify that I do absolutely love Chelsea Handler!! Now, just because I may not always have nice things to say about her doesn't mean I don't absolutely adore the bitch!! I find her absolutely amazing! I am just an honest person with many opinions about many things, and this blog is where I share those honest opinions about Chelsea Handler...you don't have to agree with me...actually I find it better when people don't, I want to know your thoughts and opinions as well!

Did anyone see last nights episode of "Chelsea Lately"?? That had to have been one of the funniest episodes that I have ever seen! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself :) I kept waking up my husband I was laughing so much!

My Chelsea Handler: E! News Now Video

My Chelsea Handler: E! News Now Video

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Tell me this bitch hasn't had botox!! Big smile, you can see her crows feet, and yet the forehead is nice a wrinkle free. Humm...I think Chelsea Handler's hiding something!!! ;) Also this is the outfit I was talking about in my last blog entry.

Funny shit!

Change your clothes Chelsea!

While surfing the web I stumbled upon pictures of Chelsea Handler at a book signing in D.C., the bitch was wearing the same outfit she was wearing the night before when I saw her in Miami. Just because your in a different city doesn't mean people aren't going to notice your wearing the exact same thing you did the day before!! Come on now, your famous and I'm sure you have plenty of money, you can wear a different outfit  everyday!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

My Zimbio

My Chelsea Handler: I have a theroy...

My Chelsea Handler: I have a theroy...

A bunch of nonsense!

Last night on "Chelsea Lately" Chelsea declared that she has not had any botox, and to that I say...LIAR!! She totally has had some botox, or something similar. There is nothing wrong with getting botox and I wonder why someone like Chelsea Handler would deny that she had it done! I think botox is wonderful and am looking foward to having some myself!!

On another note, lets discuss Chelsea's hair...now I know I seem to talk about this a lot but I feel it is a topic that needs discussing! Lately I do have to say that her hair has been looking A LOT better, at least in the front. Now, I dont know who does this womens hair, but while the front looks good, the back still looks like a big old mess. Please get someone who knows what the fuck there doing to fix your hair!! I could do a better job! Come on now really, I know I can not be the only one noticing this problem! Anyone else have an opinion??