Nothing to do with Chelsea...

I do not tweet, however, I have a twitter account because there are some people, (Random famous people mostly), that I like to follow. So recently I added Kristie Alley to the list of people I follow, and let me tell you...that bitch tweets all day long. I swear, I may have to delete her because it is so fucking annoying!! Ten or twenty times a day, she must really have no life! Like I have room to talk, me and this retarded blog I started!! Lol!

Random thoughts

Why is it that after I go on and on about Chelsea sometimes looking like shit, I see an interview, or picture, or video of some sort where she's looking fabulous, and I'm like, "What the fuck have I been talking about!" I am really starting to believe that it is only on "Chelsea Lately" that she look like crap. I don't know, any thought??

Clips of Chelsea, So funny!

Chelsea at the Jackie Gleason theater, Miami

Chelsea signing my books

Chelsea in Miami

So I went to see Chelsea Handler perform last night at the Filmore in Miami...and it was pretty awesome!! We went to the 10:30 showing, hoping she'd be a little bit more drunk than she was at the first show, and boy were we right! We had amazing seats, and Chelsea was a Riot, as usual. Afterward she signed autographs, which was nice! She singed both books I brought(I ordered her new one, but it didn't get delivered on time...fuck you amazon.com!), and the Shape magazine I have that she's on the cover of. Now, I would normally never buy a Shape magazine...however...I did it to support Chelsea. My favorite was what she signed in "Are you there Vodka?":Gimmi, Suck it, Chelsea! Okay with all that said...lets move on to the bad things. First of all, Chelsea, get some new fucking material!! About %75 of the show I had already heard, I mean it's a new book your promoting, could you possibly get some new material, or is that asking too much?!?! And second of all, I always hear Chelsea talk about how people say she looks so much younger and thinner in person, LIAR!! She so does not! First of all, thank god she doesn't look thinner, because on her show I think she looks a little to thin, so I was glad to see she wasn't so bony looking in person. And second, I'm sorry dear...but you look older in person! Maybe it was just a rough night, she was looking a bit wasted! All in all it was a great night and although I may say some not so nice things about the bitch, I absolutely love her!!!!

So, Chelsea must be taking my fashion advice....in Tuesday's episode of "Chelsea Lately" so looked so cute!! Way cute outfit, and big shock...her hair even looked good!! I'm pretty sure she had some clip-in hair extensions in, they looked pretty rockin. Though I'm not sure how I'm dig her hair parted down the middle. Thoughts??

Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang bang

I am so freakin excited that I am going to see Chelsea Handler on Friday in Miami!!! Jealous?? I'm sure!! I want to jump out of my skin I'm so excited! Going to the 10:30 show, I figured she'd be a little more drunk than she'd be at the 8:30 show, and therefor even more funny. I'm sure I will be blogging about it on Saturday as soon as I get home! Hope the bitch doesn't disappoint!

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So, Chelsea looks amazing in this interview! But you can totally tell she got botox, not that there's anything wrong with that. She looks great!

I have a theroy...

Now I have always found it weird that on "The Chelsea Handler Show", no one ever questioned Chelsea's age, people didn't really start noticing her looking a lot older than she actually is until "Chelsea Lately". Now I obviously have to much time on my hands because I have thought about this way to much, and here is what I have come up with. Lets review the facts, While on "The Chelsea Handler Show" Chelsea had a few more pounds on her (which I like by the way), she was always tan, and her hair style was SO much better. Jump to "Chelsea Lately", She thinner, paler, hairs looking fucked up about %70 of the time...and you know...I think her hair and wardrobe changed so drastically because the people at E! want to give her a more professional, late night talk show host image. Well guess what E!??? You made a hot young women into and person who's too skinny, looks older than she is, and has questionable style choices!!! Are you happy with yourselves?!?!

Late night thoughts

Chelsea Handler really has the most amazing job in the entire world!! I envy her so....wouldn't you like to get paid to basically hangout with your friends all day, make fun of famous people, and laugh your ass off?!?! I know I would. There needs to be a show where a bunch of famous people sit around and make fun of Chelsea Handler. Wouldn't that be an interesting 20/20..."Tonight on a very special 20/20, Celebrities speak out about how they really feel about E!'s late night T.V. host, Chelsea Handler." What....a revelation!

The first of many...

So I am a huge fan of Chelsea, and have been for years...long before she had a late night show on E. I've been following her career since the show "Girls behaving Badly", and I find her to be beautiful, charming, and of course freakin hilarious!! With all that said, I would just like to ask all you Chelsea fans....What the fuck has been up with her style lately?? I mean I remember on "The Chelsea Handler Show" she always looked so cute! Clothes, hair and all that. For the last two seasons of "Chelsea Lately", I've been yelling at the T.V. for her to get a new stylist!! Last year she had this awful hair style, it was like this short comb over thing that was totally unflattering, and while this season it seems to be a bit better it still kinda sucks! And sometimes I cant believe what shes wearing!! Even my husband will turn to me sometimes and be like "What the fuck is she wearing??" So my question to you is, do you agree or disagree that this fabulous woman we've all grown to love needs to find a new stylist/hairdo, whatever?? She does however look pretty amazing about half the time, which really just confuses me ever more. Thoughts??